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This bitch makes me actually want to vomit all over society. Sweetie, your personality makes me sick. There are so many things wrong with her perception on society. Omg.

(Source: csteezyyy)

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“Tick, tock, this is a clock.”

(Source: galeismineiamhis)

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If Someone’s Already Taken..

tedeezy:

  • Don’t flirt with them.
  • Don’t gain feelings for them.
  • Don’t make them gain feelings for you.
  • Don’t make them confused about who they want.
  • Don’t be a homewrecker.
  • Fuck off.

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ohhellosugar:

The Big Bang Theory, S03E23 - “The Lunar Excitation”
Sheldon discovers someone with even less an understanding of sarcasm than he has.

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